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Don't know about the future,
that's anybody's guess.

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Ain't no good reason
for getting all depressed.

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Buy up your pad and pencil,

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I'll give you a piece of my mind,

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In my opinionation,
the sun is gonna surely shine.

6
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Stop all your fussin',
Slap on a smile

7
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Come out and walk
in the sun for awhile.

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Don't fight the feeling,

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you know you want
to have a good time.

10
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And in my opinionation,

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the sun is gonna surely shine.

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Blossom
(00x01)

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Eu sou Blossom Russo e esse
é o meu primeiro vídeo diário.

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So if it seems like I'm a
A little nervous, that's why I am.

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Okay and here we go...

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FBI warning, FBI warning,
FBI warning.

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Okay, what next?

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Preview of a starring film
by Gene Hackman or Michel Caine.

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"Are you out there
creating your own...

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rules and I have the
response to the mayor".

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Then comes the classification.

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So far my life has
been classified as G,

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But that could change,
here's why.

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My best friend Six me
said William Zimmermann.

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Which is just a little more
handsome than Mel Gibson,

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is interested in me.

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This is so cool.

28
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But why wouldn't he be?

29
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I'm smart, funny and I have
the body of a 13 year old girl.

30
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Oh God, what if this is just a joke
cruel prepared against me?

31
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I will die.

32
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I'm not doing
sense here, am I?

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I mean, any day
one of you imitates a seagull.

34
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Every morning Ted Koppel looks
to her own hair and says: "perfect".

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I know this sound, this is the sound of mine
father that makes me sad, the sound of screaming.

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Hearing parents fighting is one of the
most horrible things in the world.

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And I can't wait to hear,
I'll come back later.

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<i>No!</i>

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<i>What do you mean no?</i>

40
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<i>We are not going to
nowhere with that.</i>

41
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I don't want to argue anymore.

42
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Terry I can't argue
our sex life alone,

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even though I know that I
I've been having her like this.

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<i>I don't know what
you're talking.</i>

45
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I'm saying we don't
we have time for each other.

46
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We are very busy
making money.

47
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Okay, I'll tell you what will happen,
this is what we are going to do.

48
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Let's stop making money and
then we will have a lot of time together,

49
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Why will we be living in
sidewalk in a cardboard box.

50
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<i>That's a great idea, Barbara.</i>

51
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You know, sometimes I think
Why are we still together?

52
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<i>So there doesn't seem to be much
what to discuss about it.</i>

53
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Dony I have to talk to you.

54
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<i>No chance, I'm busy.</i>

55
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It's important Dony, let me in.

56
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<i>Just a minute.</i>

57
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What an idiot, if idiots had
a boat he would be the admiral.

58
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I'm doing homework,
what do you want?

59
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I want to come in and talk
with you now.

60
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There's lipstick on your face.

61
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What?

62
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Kimberly, this is my sister Blossom.

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Hi, what a cute name, Blossom.

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I'm going to vomit.

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I'll see you before class.
How are you, Kim?

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You don't want me to
help with homework?

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- Just do it for me.
- Alright, I'll see you in the morning, bye.

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Bye, you let her do it
your homework?

69
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She's smarter than me.

70
00:04:04,725 --> 00:04:06,600
Anyone is more
smarter than you.

71
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I think our
parents will separate.

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Great, we'll get two
Christmas gifts.

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Dony I'm serious,
You should have listened to them.

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They were fighting about sex.

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Too much?

76
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Not enough.

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Wow, this is serious!

78
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I heard that after you get married
the sex is like one of those bars.

79
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Even if you come back ten times,
they can't say no.

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Maybe dad has
someone on the other side.

81
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On the other side of what?

82
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A girlfriend, maybe he is
out there having sex with someone else.

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This is so disgusting!

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I can't believe what you would think
in something like that to get to the point of saying.

85
00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:03,600
Who?

86
00:05:04,725 --> 00:05:07,600
I don't know, do you remember
by Ted Mark and his wife.

87
00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:12,600
He cheated on her with his secretary, so Mrs.
Mark hired a great lawyer...

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which left Ted lying in the street,
just with a toothbrush...

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some connection cables and the best
world barbecue apron.

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Have you ever seen the
Daddy's secretary?

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Miss. Young? No.

92
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But she has the voice of
a 40 year old woman.

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- Miss. Young?
- Yes.

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You look older on the phone,

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older and uglier.

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Who are you?

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I am really sorry.
I'm Russian Blossom.

98
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Blossom, what a great surprise.

99
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You look older
and ugly on the phone too.

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Is your father waiting for you?

101
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No. I was just passing by.

102
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Don't go, I'll pass you like this
for him to end this call.

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- All good.
- Excellent.

104
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So...

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How are you Miss? Young?

106
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I'm going to get a divorce.

107
00:06:02,725 --> 00:06:04,600
But what a surprise!

108
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I'll tell you Blossom, a man
You have to be over 40 and be careful.

109
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He was older
than you, right?

110
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Yes, I have a crush
by older men.

111
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Another big surprise!

112
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And you? What kind of
boys do you like?

113
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I try to choose only singles, no
married, without children and without a wife.

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- Me too
- You too?

115
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Yes. I can pass you now.

116
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There's someone who wants to see you.

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- He's all yours.
- And let's keep it this way.

118
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Hello, what is the occasion?

119
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I was in the neighborhood.

120
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Is something wrong?

121
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I'm pregnant with Kirk Cameron.

122
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Good choice.

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If you had
connected first.

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I have to go now,
I'm late for a meeting.

125
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Well, this is the topic,
I want to say.

126
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You work hard and
Mom works hard,

127
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and I realized that I could
help more at home...

128
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and set you free for a while.

129
00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:08,794
Wow, this is so cute!

130
00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:12,475
I suppose that would mean
an increase in your allowance?

131
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Oh, that's not what
I was thinking, really.

132
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I don't want you to think that
I came here because of money...

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or that this is about money.

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I'll give you 50 reais
more per month.

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Done!

136
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Great, now sit behind me
table, make some calls.

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Look at my private documents, I
I know you will anyway.

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Right.

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Are you sure that
nothing is wrong?

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- Positive.
- I'll see you at home.

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There's one thing, you and
mom are getting divorced?

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I'm telling you,
She was a bitch to me.

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She said I looked
a bowl of something.

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And he kept calling me
"Sexy" instead of "Six".

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I thought, she thinks she's so smart

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as if it were the first
person calling me that.

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Six you have to admit,

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your parents gave you
a strange name. Six?

149
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My father told me that this is the
number of beers he had.

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00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,724
Anyway...

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I swear, I thought about running like
If I had seen the Antichrist.

152
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Please Six. I heard she does
a lot of volunteer work.

153
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Yes of course. She volunteers
to showcase your talents...

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to feed without a roof over their chest.

155
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Willian was strange today.

156
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He approached me a few times
and I thought he was going to say something,

157
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But he only passed behind me,
I think he lost interest.

158
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Please, he's super interested.

159
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He calls you, he sits with
you during lunch,

160
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Furthermore, Tomy said
that he was interested.

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What exactly did Tomy say?

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Okay, he said Willian will
ask your friend out.

163
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and I said "Blossom"?

164
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and he replied:
"No, your friend Daryl Hannah"!

165
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He called me stupid or something,

166
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So I hit him with the front of my book
history and he had to go to the nurse.

167
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Don't get me wrong I think
Daryl Hannah has a pretty face.

168
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But she's a bitch.

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I should have said.

170
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What else did he say?

171
00:09:00,195 --> 00:09:03,432
I asked when he
going to call her and he said...

172
00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:06,252
Hello!

173
00:09:06,725 --> 00:09:07,600
Hi William.

174
00:09:10,525 --> 00:09:12,400
Tonight.
Tonight is great.

175
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No, wait, it's the day of
studying I can't leave.

176
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But why don't you come here?

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00:09:20,725 --> 00:09:22,600
We'll watch TV and pretend
We are doing homework.

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Great, see you tonight.
Me too, bye.

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That was cool.

180
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Are you sure I don't
Can I help with anything?

181
00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:41,054
No, I will, honey.

182
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,524
I'm sorry this is
just played with everything together.

183
00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:44,961
I had a really crazy day.

184
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We are doing this planning
finance for a new client in the Valley!

185
00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:53,024
I spent more time in
traffic than Steve Winwood.

186
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:59,152
He was in a group
of Rap called "traffic".

187
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:04,581
Eat.

188
00:10:05,477 --> 00:10:06,590
What is this thing?

189
00:10:06,591 --> 00:10:08,724
It's called '"Massa Putanesca".

190
00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:10,600
What does this mean?

191
00:10:10,725 --> 00:10:16,725
How do I explain this? The translation
Literally it is "Prostitutes' Spaghetti".

192
00:10:18,725 --> 00:10:20,600
Cool.

193
00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:23,600
How's school going?

194
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,600
She's talking to you.

195
00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:30,475
It's fine, no problem, we are
reading "The Catcher in the Rye".

196
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,124
I love this book,
the language is a little strong.

197
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,724
Mom, I'm going to school
public in Los Angeles.

198
00:10:36,725 --> 00:10:40,600
The only words I don't hear
daily are knowledge and achievement.

199
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,300
Sorry for the delay,
I got stuck in traffic.

200
00:10:48,725 --> 00:10:50,600
- Hey guys.
- Hi dad.

201
00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:51,973
What's for dinner?

202
00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:53,099
Whore spaghetti.

203
00:10:55,725 --> 00:10:57,600
My favorite.

204
00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:00,724
Excuse me.

205
00:11:00,725 --> 00:11:02,600
Why doesn't Anthony
Can you eat with us?

206
00:11:02,725 --> 00:11:05,311
- Why is he sleeping?
- Why don't you wake him up?

207
00:11:05,646 --> 00:11:09,308
All he does is watch TV, he
doesn't have a job or anything like that.

208
00:11:09,309 --> 00:11:13,124
He already has a job, the job
His is to remain sober.

209
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:16,958
Your brother had a serious problem,
he missed 1989.

210
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,424
If I found myself
with the guy who drugged him,

211
00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:24,300
no one would be making me dinner.

212
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,600
You wouldn't be able to eat either
with my fist in your mouth.

213
00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:30,736
Dony, can you
don't understand this,

214
00:11:30,737 --> 00:11:33,225
but that's the way he
chose to recover.

215
00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,324
He's not ready
to interact yet.

216
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:39,200
And as long as he's sober I intend
help you in any way I can.

217
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:42,600
Am I clear?

218
00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:45,600
Yes, I think. I just wanted
he was like he used to be.

219
00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:47,600
We all wanted it.

220
00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:49,600
Give him time,
he will be fine.

221
00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:51,600
He'll be fine.

222
00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:55,600
So champ, I heard that you
will have company tonight.

223
00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:57,600
William Zimmerman is coming.

224
00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:01,600
Shut up, we'll just do it
homework together.

225
00:12:01,725 --> 00:12:03,769
You know how cool it is
bring someone home...

226
00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,600
to help with the
homework, don't you know?

227
00:12:08,725 --> 00:12:10,600
I heard that this Zimmerman
He's a good boy.

228
00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:14,424
Alright, listen,
no visitors tomorrow night.

229
00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:15,724
Your mother and I will be gone.

230
00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,842
Great, don't worry
with things here.

231
00:12:18,225 --> 00:12:21,100
- Where are you going?
- We only have one commitment.

232
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:23,801
With someone I know?

233
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:24,677
Barry Sloane.

234
00:12:26,525 --> 00:12:28,400
It's just a business commitment.

235
00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:31,024
- Isn't he our lawyer?
- Yes, that's right.

236
00:12:31,025 --> 00:12:33,264
We can exchange
topic, please?

237
00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:36,600
Dony, what are you in
working at school?

238
00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:39,600
I was watching this
Kimberly girl, but...

239
00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:46,600
but it didn't happen, she's a
these smart girls.

240
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:52,600
I have nothing in common with
girls like that, that's why I broke up with her.

241
00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:55,600
<i>Order in court,
order in court.</i>

242
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:59,600
<i>I am here to declare that Terry
and Bárbara Russo are divorced...</i>

243
00:12:59,725 --> 00:13:02,600
<i>and I decided that they will discuss
and fight forever.</i>

244
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:07,600
<i>Even if it leaves your children
confused and hopeless about the future.</i>

245
00:13:07,725 --> 00:13:10,616
<i>The court also declares
that they definitely...</i>

246
00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,600
<i>they will not give two Christmas presents.</i>

247
00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:26,724
You told him eight hours, right?

248
00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:28,600
Can you please sit down?

249
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:32,424
Let's talk about other subjects, and
Before we know it he will be here.

250
00:13:32,425 --> 00:13:35,300
Sometimes you act so alike
with an adult, it's scary.

251
00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:40,224
Cherry's parents
Monteix divorced.

252
00:13:40,225 --> 00:13:41,924
Serious? No kidding.

253
00:13:41,925 --> 00:13:43,800
What happened, he cheated on her
with a younger woman?

254
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,000
Worse, he betrayed her with
a younger man.

255
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:50,810
This is terrible!

256
00:13:50,811 --> 00:13:53,689
Yeah, and Cherry said the guy
more beautiful than her mother.

257
00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:57,600
I don't understand why the
people are uncomfortable with getting married...

258
00:13:57,725 --> 00:13:59,600
If they are going to get divorced and
hurt each other.

259
00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:02,424
This is the reason why
I will never get married.

260
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,821
Who needs the irritation?

261
00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:05,047
My mom says it can
see if a man continues...

262
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:07,012
interested through
your Christmas gifts.

263
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,251
What did your father give you?
her last year?

264
00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:11,017
A hair removal device.

265
00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:17,300
My relationship with William can be
make the most stable relationship in my life,

266
00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:19,600
and the most important.

267
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,424
- What do you mean?
- It's him, oh my God, how am I?

268
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:25,300
Madonna would be jealous,
I'm going up the stairs.

269
00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:27,600
Stay still.

270
00:14:27,725 --> 00:14:30,600
You are so lucky, don't ruin it.

271
00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:39,190
- Hi.
- Hi.

272
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:43,064
Oh, I bought this for you.

273
00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:45,555
The flowers.

274
00:14:45,725 --> 00:14:48,600
Thank you, they are beautiful.

275
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,600
- Can I come in?
- Oh yes, of course.

276
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,785
Thank you, beautiful house.

277
00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:57,724
Yes, it's my parents'.

278
00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:58,600
Legal.

279
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:04,224
My grandfather lives with us, but
we had to remove the TV from the house.

280
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:05,123
Serious? Why?

281
00:15:05,124 --> 00:15:06,724
He watched the channel
shopping every day...

282
00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:09,452
and bought bracelets with
the name for everyone.

283
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:11,724
Wow.

284
00:15:11,725 --> 00:15:15,475
Come to think of it, he's the only one
interesting person that I like.

285
00:15:16,347 --> 00:15:19,524
It took me all day
to think about it.

286
00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,400
- Great.
- Oh, thank you.

287
00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:25,600
That part wasn't so bad, was it?

288
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,600
Not at all.

289
00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:29,133
Listen to Blossom...

290
00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:31,224
Yes.

291
00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:33,185
There's something I want
I asked you a while ago.

292
00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,061
<i>Yes.</i>

293
00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:38,963
How did you do this?

294
00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:43,600
- What?
- He changed his voice like that.

295
00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:46,600
I learned it in the Girl Scouts.

296
00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:51,499
They give stickers for everything, I won
one for emptying a plate.

297
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,435
Continue.

298
00:15:52,436 --> 00:15:53,609
The subject is,

299
00:15:55,082 --> 00:15:57,782
I was thinking if
would you like to go out with me.

300
00:15:58,596 --> 00:16:01,471
You know, steady?

301
00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:05,450
What am I
trying to say is,

302
00:16:06,185 --> 00:16:09,724
do you want to be mine
steady girlfriend?

303
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:11,600
Has a bracelet
with a name for you.

304
00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,600
What do you say?

305
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:16,601
"Yes yes!"

306
00:16:18,725 --> 00:16:20,600
No.

307
00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:28,600
Oh, wow, I think it's better
hit the road then.

308
00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:30,600
I'm really sorry Blossom.

309
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,264
Me too.

310
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:36,049
Well, see you later.

311
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:36,925
Until later.

312
00:16:39,725 --> 00:16:42,600
Are you crazy?
Are you out of your mind?

313
00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:43,600
Are you sick?

314
00:16:44,725 --> 00:16:46,600
You said no.

315
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:49,600
How did you say no?
How can you say no?

316
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,775
Talk to me Blossom,
explain this to me.

317
00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:58,375
I don't know Six, I wanted to say yes,
I opened my mouth to say yes.

318
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:01,012
But a "no" came instead.

319
00:17:12,725 --> 00:17:13,600
All good.

320
00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:28,324
Blossom.

321
00:17:28,325 --> 00:17:31,224
Hi Anthony, I'm sorry
I didn't want to invade.

322
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,961
Are you kidding?

323
00:17:32,962 --> 00:17:36,080
You are my person
favorite in every kitchen.

324
00:17:37,346 --> 00:17:38,556
You look good.

325
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,655
You look good too.

326
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:43,916
Well I've been having
good thoughts, come here.

327
00:17:46,345 --> 00:17:48,345
Sit down, sit down

328
00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:50,600
Do you want some coffee?

329
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,600
No, thank you.

330
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:57,890
You know how they say
that cockroaches would be...

331
00:17:57,891 --> 00:18:00,098
only thing that would survive
to a nuclear war?

332
00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:00,898
I heard that.

333
00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:04,567
Someone is underestimating
very Keith Richards.

334
00:18:06,725 --> 00:18:08,600
How are you Anthony?

335
00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:11,850
I am in order and sober.

336
00:18:11,975 --> 00:18:13,475
Which is the biggest change.

337
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,600
Serious? Have you stopped using everything?

338
00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:17,600
Yes, it's over, it's come to an end.

339
00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:20,600
Elvis left the building.

340
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,224
And how are you going?

341
00:18:23,225 --> 00:18:26,100
Well I have a problem
and I don't know the answer.

342
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:28,852
I heard mom and dad
fighting the other night.

343
00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:29,819
And he looked super serious.

344
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,424
Tonight they went
see a lawyer.

345
00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:33,961
I'm scared
that they are...

346
00:18:33,962 --> 00:18:35,812
getting divorced and I don't know
what to do about it.

347
00:18:37,404 --> 00:18:39,724
It's not your job, Blossom.

348
00:18:40,145 --> 00:18:42,724
We all have to commit
our own mistakes.

349
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:45,055
Mom and Dad need
find your own answers.

350
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:45,806
"Do you understand"?

351
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,673
- I think so.
- Hey, you understand Spanish.

352
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,724
I missed you.

353
00:18:52,725 --> 00:18:54,600
What's going on
with you Anthony?

354
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:57,600
I'm between stops, Blossom.

355
00:18:57,725 --> 00:18:59,600
I'm a rain dog.

356
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,699
- Rain dog?
- Yes, like the Tom Waits song.

357
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,724
See, dogs go out there and score
things with their own smell...

358
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:10,600
to be able to find the
way back home,

359
00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:13,567
But sometimes, when they're out there,

360
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,724
It rains, and the rain takes
their marks though.

361
00:19:16,725 --> 00:19:20,475
They don't know where they are, and they are
seen standing in front of doors...

362
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:23,600
trying to figure out what went wrong.

363
00:19:24,725 --> 00:19:26,267
I'm still worried about you.

364
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:27,689
I'm coming back.

365
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,661
Last night, after
my meeting with...

366
00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:31,591
Alcoholics Anonymous, me
Go out to bowling.

367
00:19:31,592 --> 00:19:35,342
Although there is something very
weird about renting shoes.

368
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,600
I may not be the best person
to judge this kind of thing,

369
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,994
but they don't seem
be having problems.

370
00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:57,300
- Then?
- Then.

371
00:19:57,942 --> 00:20:00,321
Well, either the marriage is going well,

372
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:04,797
or they are super happy
about getting divorced.

373
00:20:19,808 --> 00:20:21,724
That's enough.
What is happening?

374
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:22,954
What are you talking about?

375
00:20:23,025 --> 00:20:25,775
I would like an explanation, an
clarification if you guys don't mind.

376
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:30,475
A few nights ago I
I heard you fighting badly,

377
00:20:30,725 --> 00:20:34,600
while I searched
for a bible in the other room.

378
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:40,041
Now it's hugs,
kisses and dances all over the house.

379
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,084
What the hell is going on?

380
00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:43,056
This is a divorce
or a honeymoon?

381
00:20:43,091 --> 00:20:44,520
Who is getting divorced?

382
00:20:44,521 --> 00:20:45,760
I thought you were.

383
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,599
What made you think that
Were we getting divorced?

384
00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:50,161
And what about your sex?

385
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,600
Well, honey, look.

386
00:20:56,850 --> 00:21:00,725
In all relationships
There are certain things that...

387
00:21:01,475 --> 00:21:03,600
are none of your business.

388
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:08,475
Blossom, we're fine,
all couples fight.

389
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,672
Especially about sex and money.

390
00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:12,290
What happened to you
Did you go see a lawyer?

391
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,831
We were investigating
possibility of selling his brother Dony.

392
00:21:18,121 --> 00:21:19,698
We had to do
our wills.

393
00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:21,664
Um, your wills?

394
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,475
Your wills?

395
00:21:23,725 --> 00:21:25,848
As in death wills?

396
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,724
No, we are not
dying, he said,

397
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:30,137
It's just something we have
postponed for a long time.

398
00:21:30,138 --> 00:21:33,175
So all the business about the lawyer
for divorce that I worked so hard...

399
00:21:33,176 --> 00:21:34,612
It turned out to be nothing.

400
00:21:34,613 --> 00:21:37,441
And William Zimmerman
this is what happened.

401
00:21:37,851 --> 00:21:41,028
When I dismissed him, he called
someone else to go with him.

402
00:21:41,181 --> 00:21:42,593
Guess who?

403
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:48,531
Lorraine Ebersol, herself
find an old clown.

404
00:21:48,532 --> 00:21:50,776
Can you believe it?
But life goes on.

405
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,299
I gave up trying to answer the big questions
questions from the universe, such as...

406
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,599
Why are we here?
What makes people happy?

407
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,425
And why do women open their mouths?
after putting on a face mask?

408
00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:02,203
Which leaves us with the question:

409
00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:04,531
Why married people fight
about sex and money?

410
00:22:04,808 --> 00:22:07,011
I don't have the answer,
but I know that.

411
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:10,531
I will never fight with my
husband about sex or money,

412
00:22:10,532 --> 00:22:11,657
RiverPhoenix.

413
00:22:13,884 --> 00:22:14,884
Until later.

414
00:22:16,844 --> 00:22:20,539
Original: Blossom subtitles.
retyping and corrections: Kilo

